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20 September 2008 @ 10:52 pm
Theft Problem  


Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their
kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.


My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago.


I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.


It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.


Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire
summer looking for my thighs.


Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned
myself to living out my life in jeans.


And then the thieves struck again.


My butt was next.


I knew it was the same gang, because they took
pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with
earlier.


But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower
than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of
long skirts.


Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched.


One morning I was
fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm
swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush.


This was really
getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.


What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a
turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.


Women of the world, wake up
and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL
replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time
someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted
from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX.


This is happening to women everywhere every
night.


WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P. S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs.


I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was
relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I
slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
 
 
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